since i have no patience for anything, i will never be able to go on a diet for as long as it takes to be successful. this is a concern, because i am convinced that i am a fat person, trapped in a thin(-ish) person´s body, plotting my escape. gradually, over the past 10 years, fat me has taken over and i fear that the current government will soon be overthrown. unless i stop eating pizza for lunch and curry for dinner, of course. but let´s be honest, that’s not an option – what else is there?

cheese, naturally.



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